Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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