you were laying down scarfing cookies by the handful a few were lost and took shelter under your flapjack tits to escape the crumbs flying out at flak cannon speed and didn't notice until the next day after awakening from your diabetic coma
Actually anyone who has a moderate amount of underboob (moderately sized boobs, C cup ) could conceivably have this happen to them. But since it's a cookie, which suggests laying in bed drunkenly eating cookies, the odds are not in her favor...
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