Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
a search helicopter?!
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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