So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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