We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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