I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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