I wannas sexs uuuuu
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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