sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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