Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
time to smoke my breakfast
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
