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I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for

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Did you at least show him the good one?

Submitted by WhiskerBiscuit on Nov 21, 10 at 8:02pm

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- BEST
  
  Submitted by said8ED on Nov 21, 10 at 8:19pm
  
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We stare because we care

Submitted by StreaksFS22 on Nov 21, 10 at 7:51pm

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Don't know if I'll ever get over it, Mom.

Submitted by wolfshades on Nov 21, 10 at 7:27pm

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- It should bring back warm mammaries. Oops, I meant "memories".
  
  Submitted by said8ED on Nov 22, 10 at 1:14am
  
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Dear Rick Scott,\nPlease get a life or get laid or get a job. You are a nuisance to everyone on this web site. Nobody thinks your funny or intelligent or witty in any way. You. Are. A. Loser. Please do everyone a favor and never even look at this website again.\n From:\n Everyone.

Submitted by qwert3 on Nov 21, 10 at 10:59pm

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- Well that's not very nice, I find his comments quite entertaining actually. Be nice, no mean comments =)
  
  Submitted by starry_eyed on Dec 27, 10 at 4:37pm
  
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No apology needed

Submitted by H8torade on Nov 21, 10 at 5:27pm

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this could have been sent by a fat guy... thus the apology

Submitted by 630forlife on Nov 22, 10 at 12:05am

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yay!

Submitted by enoxxx on Nov 21, 10 at 3:53pm

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You're Fired! Oh wait! No, Rick Scott...you're just stupid.

Submitted by wonderfulone on Nov 22, 10 at 8:50pm

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Stop saying 'fired'. You don't have a tupay and a couple trillion dollars so STFU.

Submitted by mo_maz on Nov 21, 10 at 9:19pm

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- That depends, define "tupay." And BTW, Donald Trump declares residence in florida because there is no state income tax, why don't you do a little homework on google and tell me which man is more financially and politically powerful.
  
  Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 21, 10 at 9:35pm
  
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Hehe. BOOB.

Submitted by funkwalter on Nov 21, 10 at 6:01pm

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It's alright, and you were right, they are lopsided without the bra.

Submitted by pichu180 on Nov 21, 10 at 7:44pm

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OP is a hot girl writing this to her little brother

Submitted by niceman on Nov 23, 10 at 4:27pm

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Gramma not again!

Submitted by whitechapel on Nov 23, 10 at 2:31am

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Thinking its a fat dude with 'moobs' makes it rather hilarious.

Submitted by jennyftb on Nov 22, 10 at 7:09am

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- It does!
  
  Submitted by said8ED on Nov 22, 10 at 4:28pm
  
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Forcing?

Submitted by strikerz890 on Aug 8, 11 at 3:22pm

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Yay tits!

Submitted by LSA on Nov 21, 10 at 11:26pm

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Yay!!

Submitted by LSA on Nov 21, 10 at 8:25pm

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I apologize for dry heaving.

Submitted by antzilla on Nov 22, 10 at 8:22am

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It is expected.

Submitted by Michguy on Nov 21, 10 at 6:38pm

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For "forcing" you to look at her boob?! Either you're a loser or her boobs are nasty.

Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Nov 21, 10 at 9:23pm

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Dear qwert3...stop being a bitch, it sounds like your the one that needs to get a life

Submitted by samclinton on Nov 21, 10 at 11:30pm

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forcing? i would have guessed allowing...

Submitted by sad_smiles on Nov 21, 10 at 11:13pm

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I apologize for saying your boob should be fired!

Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 10 at 9:24pm

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I'll get you back this Friday by forcing you to examine a growth on my balls. Fired.

Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 21, 10 at 6:33pm

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- That small growth is actually your dick, Rick.
  
  Submitted by said8ED on Nov 21, 10 at 7:55pm
  
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  - Lol, sick burn!
    
    Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 21, 10 at 9:13pm
    
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Submitted by WhiskerBiscuit on Nov 21, 10 at 8:02pm

Submitted by said8ED on Nov 21, 10 at 8:19pm

Submitted by StreaksFS22 on Nov 21, 10 at 7:51pm

Submitted by wolfshades on Nov 21, 10 at 7:27pm

Submitted by said8ED on Nov 22, 10 at 1:14am

Submitted by qwert3 on Nov 21, 10 at 10:59pm

Submitted by starry_eyed on Dec 27, 10 at 4:37pm

Submitted by H8torade on Nov 21, 10 at 5:27pm

Submitted by 630forlife on Nov 22, 10 at 12:05am

Submitted by enoxxx on Nov 21, 10 at 3:53pm

Submitted by wonderfulone on Nov 22, 10 at 8:50pm

Submitted by mo_maz on Nov 21, 10 at 9:19pm

Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 21, 10 at 9:35pm

Submitted by funkwalter on Nov 21, 10 at 6:01pm

Submitted by pichu180 on Nov 21, 10 at 7:44pm

Submitted by niceman on Nov 23, 10 at 4:27pm

Submitted by whitechapel on Nov 23, 10 at 2:31am

Submitted by jennyftb on Nov 22, 10 at 7:09am

Submitted by said8ED on Nov 22, 10 at 4:28pm

Submitted by strikerz890 on Aug 8, 11 at 3:22pm

Submitted by LSA on Nov 21, 10 at 11:26pm

Submitted by LSA on Nov 21, 10 at 8:25pm

Submitted by antzilla on Nov 22, 10 at 8:22am

Submitted by Michguy on Nov 21, 10 at 6:38pm

Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Nov 21, 10 at 9:23pm

Submitted by samclinton on Nov 21, 10 at 11:30pm

Submitted by sad_smiles on Nov 21, 10 at 11:13pm

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Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 21, 10 at 6:33pm

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Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 21, 10 at 9:13pm

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