what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
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