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  Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.

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• Do you know how many blow jobs I've gotten out of with that line?

  Submitted by SadieandKismet on Feb 21, 13 at 9:15pm

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• Thought BMS covered this story already

  Submitted by bigjwin on Feb 21, 13 at 1:57pm

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• Why, are they making your ass swell up?

  Submitted by hogfish on Aug 22, 14 at 6:33am

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