did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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