There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
two words: eviction party
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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