did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
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