im drinking this country out of the recession.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
The adults are the big ones right?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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