All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm lost and stupid without you.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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