WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
She tied me up with her honor cords...
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Randomize
