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It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.

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Blowies? Never heard it called that before...

Submitted by Brendomination on Feb 6, 10 at 6:08pm

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just wait until you realize that he told you he had herpes and you didn't understand

Submitted by This_Nigga on Feb 6, 10 at 10:28pm

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I am against calling women sluts, but come on!

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- Is that a reference to 'Arrested Development?' 'Cuz if so, you get a point from me!
  
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rapies

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- LMAO
  
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- Legend
  
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HOW DARE YOU!! SHE'S A NICE LADY!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 12:37am

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You're a whore. You're not cute. Stop.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 7:43pm

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I'M A BANANA IM A BANANA IM A BANANA LOOK AT ME MOVE

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:38pm

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You suck dick at talking about blow jobs

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 7:45pm

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Blow-J's yay!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 6:54pm

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I deep throat like no one's business...I love giving blow jobs

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 9:53am

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As a man, I don't call it a "blowie", "blowjob", or even "getting head". I refer to it as MANDITORY!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 12:22am

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- Which means you've never had it. And its mandatory.
  
  Submitted by artnerd on Feb 8, 10 at 10:42pm
  
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Blowjob=good night in my book

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 8:46pm

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Hahahahaha lol

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 6:28pm

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Hmmm...off topic, but 7:39, "blowjob" is a noun. Adjectives are descriptive words.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 8:40pm

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U must be really skanky if ur bragging about this.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 10:24pm

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11:44 your a fucking idiot trying to look smart correcting grammer on a tfln. You're not cool so shut the fuck up you dumbass

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 3:32pm

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Onision!!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 1:24am

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I like the term blowie.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 1:29pm

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Blowies is so fucking childish. You suck dick, why try to be cute about it

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 7:09pm

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"blowies" = good night ... "blowies" with no awkward conversation afterwards = epic

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 2:30pm

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Hola!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 7:37pm

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What a slut

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 2:08am

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Just realized this was from my area code... Sounds like the whore on my floor @smu haha

Submitted by Admire on Feb 7, 10 at 6:46am

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Geez---you people need to lighten up! He's hot, hung, and foreign; she's horny to blow him.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 9:26am

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What's that one song about pants on the ground??

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 9:07pm

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Perv

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 5:58am

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Eat my cock

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 7:35pm

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Good point 623

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 9:43am

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Your a blowjob

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:51pm

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In soviet russia the international language is "ich tün vïēth"

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 2:57am

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No you are a blowjob

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:57pm

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LOL blowies. Reminds me of a child talking about a balloon or something. Nothing sexual besides titties should end with -ies.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 11:29am

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Poop

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:21pm

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First.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 12:25am

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Quesca cest un "blowie" Gord

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 2:35pm

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12:36 Maybe you suck, at sucking dick. You gotta make it dry. Dry like sandpaper.and use TONS of teeth.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 12:41am

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Don't say blowie you fuckin 6th grader

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 4:35am

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In sunny Florida, old people don't speak English if they're from Miami.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 11:34am

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Fucking whore

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 3:22am

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BANANA POWER BANANA POWER BANANA POWER

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:38pm

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I swear I know this girl. Or someone exactly like. It's women like this that make the 50's seem like not a bad idea.

Submitted by Mayanhist on Feb 7, 10 at 4:32am

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- It's cool. It's men like you that make straight girls bi.
  
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8:40 It is a verb too. It's an action.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 10:21pm

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8:58 luv u 2.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 9:33pm

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Hey! You're a whore!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 7:41pm

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WTF is a blowie? You sound like a five year old. Who would even want to get one from you?

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 8:12am

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It was a sad day when I realized not all bjs are amazing, sounds like you may be part of the female population fucking that up.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 12:52am

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And this isnt funny op

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 9:44am

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I love how most of this is a grammar battle.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:56pm

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902!! Holla'

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 8:40pm

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I love sucking dick! I thought about doing this to a few of our Guatemalan dish washers

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 12:33am

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All I can say to that is that in Australia, Blowies means blowflies. Yuck. Also, buzz?

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This is one reason we black guys LOVE white girls.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 8:58pm

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hali represent!

Submitted by kingofavery on Feb 6, 10 at 6:13pm

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It's called a blowjob dumb ass, you're too young to be sucking penis if you can't even use the right Adjective

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 7:39pm

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To 12:41) you are right! Dry, sandpaper and all the teeth you still have if you live in the trailer park. Then and only then, id be making a regular deposit daily in the back of your dentists nightmare. Skeet skeet Now my cock is hard and wants to have a blow job. anyone available?

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 1:08am

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7:58 thanks I try

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:30pm

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It's all said and done

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 8:39pm

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Who said it was a chick....(501)

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 1:48am

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How do u speak when your blowin

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 6:23am

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I want to meet you then MEAT you! I've had at least 1,000 B-J's. Only had three I can remember that made me cum. I can ALWAYS make you cum at least two times before I come close to dropping dead babies on the sheets. Not a looser. Sale Real Estate. Own a couple of homes. Have a nice car. Single. Only thirty.... How do we get together (902)???

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 1:03am

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It doesn't matter if this site posts funny txts anymore because it's still gonna suck dick

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 9:40am

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First

Submitted by First on Feb 6, 10 at 10:23pm

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Suck dick <3

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 8:50pm

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7:45 is correct and very clever but in all honesty one or more persons is getting a blowjob so the man in me had to vote this a good night.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 7:58pm

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623 makes a good point

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 9:43am

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10:21 your an idiot you think it's possible to "blowjob" someone. No you give a blowjob which makes it a noun fucktard go pass 4th grade

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:44pm

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My kind of slut then

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 4:33am

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Well well 1:08..... Were are you? I may blow too. We could create a storm system.... I preffer licking nice shaved pink wet tight VG's but what's on ur mind? And where are yu?

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 1:12am

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so true

Submitted by JosephStalin on Feb 6, 10 at 6:18pm

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I do blow too guys:D baloooo

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 1:08am

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International language of: Whore.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 4:24am

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Why does my boyfriend not want blow jobs from me?

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