At least make sure they are 18
Why
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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