I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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