found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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