IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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