why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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