STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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