i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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