He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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