Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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