I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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