Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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