So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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