question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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