turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
why is half of my head shaved?
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