So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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