dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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