I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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