He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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