I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
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