I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
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if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
