Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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