"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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