Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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