so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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