Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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