My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Randomize
