also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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