seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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