I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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