omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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