At least make sure they are 18
Why
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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