I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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